So after almost 3 months of going missing, I am back with a cannot-be-dirtier post about songs that turn you hot on the spot. Why is this post created and what criteria should be considered to be on the list? First question: Because I was bored. Second question: eroticism, sexually explicit or implied lyrics or just simply sexual pleasure you feel when listening to them.
To my loyal readers who in a second think that their innocent Dorayaki was hacked or possessed, stay rest assured that there is no other, but me. Anyway, this is just for pure entertainment. So are you ready to activate your pervert mind?
I have just found out that this is the first post of 2017. Oh I have been neglecting my website for so long.
#1. Tonight (Best you ever had) – John Legend
When mentioning John Legend, we immediately think of his ever-lasting love song dedicated to his wife – “All of Me”. Leave alone his gentle look, obviously his R&B soothing voice makes your jaw drop and eventually you feel weak in the knee. Only his “Ah, Alright” at the very beginning of Tonight can melt my heart. It is such a brilliant song that talks about sex in a classy way. Even a woman with an iron heart cannot stand strong in front of a man in his black suit, whispering to her “Tonight I’ll be the best you ever had”. What an irresistible seduction! I do not know anyone but take my white flag! I want to tie him up in my bedroom so desperately and feel him now. Having a couple of hours in the messed up (or broken) bed with this guy is a blessing that every woman could ever ask for *cry in laughter*.
Besides Amy Winehouse, John Legend is the only singer that I enjoy watching live performances rather than audio. That’s why I will put his “Tonight” live performance at the Kennedy centre here (plus I hate Ludaris’ rap part, it makes my mood down).
I hit you with the best stroke
Freestyle and then the breaststroke
Til you blowing cigarette smoke
And now the bed’s broke
So what we gonna do now?
F**k it, round two now
Work it out, then we cool down
Cool down
Oh yes, let’s do the round two
#2. Teach Me Tiger – April Stevens
I knew this song from a short documentary film of Brandon Teena, from which the film Boys don’t cry was adapted. My first reaction was like “Hey, this song is interesting. I have to have it on my iPod” and ta-da, here I found it. I could not help laughing at the “Wah wah wah” part and I remember doing it so hard that even my sister at the next room could hear that. But the more I listened to it, the more I felt like my ears were burning (I was putting my headphone on). With kid-like voice, April sang the song in a naughty but seductive way by cleverly adding some words like “ahh, hmm, shh”. You can just imagine a beautiful girl with her red cherry lips doing some cutie kitty scratching movements. So it brings you chilling pleasure and turns you on a bit as well. It is a matter of fact that back in 1959, Teach me tiger due to its sexual suggestiveness did not receive any airplays on the radio. So want to know if this seduction song is able to make you drop your pants? Just try listening to it now.
Teach me tiger how to kiss you.. wah wah wah wah wah
Show me tiger how to kiss you.. wah wah wah wah wah
Take my lips, they belong to you..
But teach me first, teach me what to do..
I remember making effort to imitate her “Tiger, tiger, I wanna squeeze you, wah wah wah wah wah” and looking at my face in the mirror which resembles a monkey’s eating spicy food. I know that I should not do it again.
#3. Keep on loving you – Cigarettes After Sex
Cigarettes After Sex is an American dream pop. As for sexual fantasy songs, the group has another song which should be on the list instead – “Nothing is gonna hurt you baby”, but I still chose their cover of REO Speedwagon’s “Keep on loving you”.
The original “Keep on loving you” is, in fact, a soft ballad power, however, under the magic of Greg Gonzalez’s whispering sing, it turns into a truly dreaming slow jam. Along with feminine vocals, the song’s smooth flow makes me feel a bit drunk and float over the ocean. That’s why when putting this beautiful song into a sexual context, we sense organism exactly.
Keep on loving you is an ode to a passionate night. With this sexy cover, you can first see yourself in a couple slow dancing and then you hit the main part in your bedroom. He is not in a hurry. He is gentle. And above all he says:
And I’m gonna keep on loving you
Because it’s the only thing I wanna do
I don’t wanna sleep
I just wanna keep on loving you
#4. Body say – Demi Lovato
Demi Lovato – a then Disney princess. I am not a true fan of Disney but Demi’s Pop rock style is so far the best out of Disney kids to me. With “Body Say”, I think Demi is now stepping out of her princess image to get more matured. Demi co-wrote this song, that’s why it shows confidently sexual desires of a woman, just like her strong personality. I like this personal touch, actually.
Body say has all materials of a sexy song: sexually provocative single cover, dreamy beat and sexy lyrics. It is just basically a let-the-body-do-the-talking song. Do not know what to do in front of this beautiful woman? Follow her lead, she instructs you all.
You can touch me with slow hands
Speed it up, baby, make me sweat
Dreamland, take me there ’cause I want your sex
If my body had a say, I wouldn’t turn away
Touch, make love, taste you
If my body told the truth, baby I would do
Just what I want to
Hope you enjoy the post. I am pretty sure that innocent Dorayaki will be back in the next post.
